Last weekend Jonny went and visited his family in Sparks. But this post isn't about his trip he can do that and tell you all about it (he probably wont I dont think he's even looked at this blog since he wrote our proposal story like over a year ago). No this post is about our experience taking him to the Train Station to go to Sparks... enjoy.
It was a cold Thursday evening, New Year's eve to be exact, we drove to the Train Station in Provo. I was kinda sad, not very excited for him to go because this was the first time he has ever left me at home. As we pull up to this tiny parking lot at this tiny station, were a bit early I was nervous that he was going to miss the Train. We parked and just talked and Provo Town Center stated lighting fireworks, it was so nice to be in our warm car looking out the front window watching Fireworks.
So we were waiting for the train which was only like 10 minutes away, and this car pulls up next to us on my side (I was in the driver's seat) and Im asking Jonny if he looks creepy, and how old he looks and Jonny was just laughing at me and said I can look at him cuz his head is turned, so I turn my head to look at him and he turns his head toward me at the same time. I didn't want him to think I just wanted to stare at him so I smiled and turned my head back toward Jonny.
Well now the train should be there any minute. So I looked out the window to the left cuz thats the direction that the train should be coming and it is also the direction of this man in the car next to me, well he gets out of his car and is facing me, he opens his jacket and Im thinking, this man doesn't have a shirt on, so I was just about to tell Jonny that this guy next to us is nuts cuz he doesn't have a shirt on but before I tell Jonny that I look down and this guy doesn't have ANYTHING on!!!! He was completely naked! I turned to Jonny and said very calmly "That guy just showed me his penis." Jonny at first didn't believe me until he looked over and the guy was driving away in his car. Jonny tried to get the guys licence plate numbers but we couldn't.... and come to find out the train was an hour late!
But I was honestly a little freaked out by the whole thing, not cuz I saw a man's penis cuz honestly it was dark and I didn't see really anything, but I was a little freaked out cuz it could have been something so much worse. We were in a crappy part of town and NO-ONE was around. Im really grateful that it wasn't any worse. I didn't sleep very good that night but I think that was mainly cuz Jonny wasn't there next to me.
I wish I could go back and redo the whole thing cuz you know what I would have done differently? When the stupid pervert got out of his car to flash me I would have pointed and laughed as loud as I could and said "thats the smallest thing I've ever seen!!!"
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! "That's the smallest thing I've ever seen!" Oh that made me laugh. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Jonny was getting so angry when he was telling us the story...he would have beaten the guy down.
Watch out for crazy strippers/flashers at train stations.
Alex
You go Whit!!! You should have opened your car door real fast so you could have hit him right in that small noodle while you were at it!!! I didn't think such things happened in Utah!!!!!
I know and at like 9:30 at night. It wasn't even that late. It was new year's eve though. Thats when the crazy's come out.
Oh, man I can't think of anything hilarious to say to that hilarious story. That's what you get for living with all those crazy mormons!
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